By: grapefruitmoon
I'd like to see the Beer Launcher being used for feminism. Instead of "Woman, bring me a beer!" men could be trained to have their own beer launched to them and we women could be free to pursue our...
View ArticleBy: popechunk
Every three beers it should fire an adult diaper, kinda liked a tracer round. Then our hero would surely be in Nirvana.
View ArticleBy: Huplescat
First the monkey-porn research, now this. There may yet be hope for Douque.
View ArticleBy: pyramid termite
Can someone figure out what beer is equivalent of the Polski Fiat 126p? beck's/polski 126p - drink/drive it and you'll be having bad runs before you know it
View ArticleBy: Wolfdog
I absolutely love the direction this thread took. Can someone figure out what beer is equivalent of the Polski Fiat 126p?
View ArticleBy: Sparx
Sure, he designed it for peaceful purposes, but how long before the military offers him a contract to adapt it to hurling beers at Sunni and Shiite insurgents in Iraq? That'd be awful. Ay-rabs don't...
View ArticleBy: hwestiii
I still think the coolest beer dispensing device ever is the giant Pez dispenser in the Labatt's TV ads.
View ArticleBy: pyramid termite
The future is Bio-retrieval systems."alex ... that had better be your water you're drinking"
View ArticleBy: pyramid termite
sigh ... you guys are doing this list thing all wrong ... the top ten beers correlated with the top ten diseases 1. Bud Light/heart disease 2. Budweiser/cancer 3. Miller Lite/stroke/cva 4. Coors...
View ArticleBy: tkchrist
The robotic beer launcher is so Industrial Revolution. So like 1800s. It limits you to foamy canned beer. BARBARIC. The future is Bio-retrieval systems. Better range. Works during blackouts. Chicks dig...
View ArticleBy: robocop is bleeding
Also (also), because my desk shift is pretty slow this afternoon and I'm surrounded by these sort of industry lists, I give you the top 10 wine brands of 2005 according to Adams Wine Handbook 2006: 1....
View ArticleBy: languagehat
"I'm too far away from my beer, It's way over there and I'm way over here..."
View ArticleBy: robocop is bleeding
(Also, all Adams stats come from the 2006 editions of the respective handbook) Top Movies of 2005: 1. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 2. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and...
View ArticleBy: robocop is bleeding
So, to follow up, we need to match brand of beer and model of car as both lists have manufacturers/brewers with multiple entries in the top 10.
View ArticleBy: robocop is bleeding
Okay, lets get some library science up ins. Best Selling Cars 0f 2005 According to Edmunds.com / Best Selling Malt Beverages of 2005 According to Adams Beer Handbook / Best Selling Liquors According to...
View ArticleBy: parmanparman
Given the response to my post saying Miller Lite was the Suzuki of beers. I got the best research from Beer Industry Insights, which tracks on premises and store sales as opposed to total barrels sale...
View ArticleBy: mediareport
parman, there is no way BLUE MOON BELGIUM WHITE ALE sells more than COORS LITE in the United States. No way.
View ArticleBy: Mitheral
parmanparmanwrites"And here is a top brands by sales link from a beverage industry information service" Note that ranking is for performer not sellor. It ranks beers that "experienced significant...
View ArticleBy: ZenMasterThis
This is the closest I can find to best selling in the US: 1. Bud Light 2. Budweiser 3. Miller Lite 4. Coors Light 5. Corona Extra 6. Natural Light 7. Heineken 8. Michelob Ultra Light 9. Busch Light 10....
View ArticleBy: parmanparman
OK, I am on the phone with the Brewer's Association, info following....Hopefully this won't get brought over the MetaTalk.
View ArticleBy: fenriq
So this wouldn't work with cans of soda? And bleh, Miller Lite? I don't think so. Where's the list for Suzuki motorcycles?
View ArticleBy: Otis
parmanparman, It looks like the list you link to is the top 30 "Brand Performers"For the Top 30 Beer Brand Performers ranking, IRI analyzed volume growth, share of segment trends, front line pricing,...
View ArticleBy: Cyrano
8 Kia / BLUE MOON BELGIUM WHITE ALE My Kia's a fucking lemon, so I can see that one.
View ArticleBy: parmanparman
Hold on, Mbd1mbd1! Your list is actually based on information from the same site as I cited in my post. But realbeer.com won't list the article they cite, in fact I can't find it on the IRI's website...
View ArticleBy: mbd1mbd1
That's a list of beers that most improved their sales in 2005 over 2004. This is the closest I can find to best selling in the US: 1. Bud Light 2. Budweiser 3. Miller Lite 4. Coors Light 5. Corona...
View ArticleBy: Flashman
In Portland I think you'd find more demand for a machine that would pack, tamp and light your bowl.
View ArticleBy: parmanparman
And here is a top brands by sales link from a beverage industry information service.
View ArticleBy: sfts2
I would not want to impugn the USBIC but a list of top selling beers that does not include Budweiser and has Blue Moon Belgian White Ale in the top 10 to be somewhat suspect. No?
View ArticleBy: cortex
5 Honda / NEW BELGIUM FAT TIRE AMBER ALE I had no idea Fat Tire was so broadly liked. Neat. At least they didn't go the west coast hipster route and load it with Pabst Blue Ribbon. Wouldn't happen. In...
View ArticleBy: srboisvert
I can't believe people would waste time constructing this kind of thing at a time when there are Iraq war metafilter threads that need comments about Anna Nicole Smith's body tug of war and Britney's...
View ArticleBy: mbd1mbd1
That might be a list of the best selling car brands, but it is in no way a corresponding list of best selling beers.
View ArticleBy: drstein
"Or the Ford of beer, maybe." Oh no. them's fighting words. At least they didn't go the west coast hipster route and load it with Pabst Blue Ribbon.
View ArticleBy: parmanparman
And: Steel Reserve High Gravity Lager is the Hyundai of beers, which is pretty fitting actually. Because once you have a Steel Reserve, you can't remember why you bought it in the first place.
View ArticleBy: ZenMasterThis
Sure, he designed it for peaceful purposes, but how long before the military offers him a contract to adapt it to hurling beers at Sunni and Shiite insurgents in Iraq?
View ArticleBy: parmanparman
Given DU's response to my post where they called Miller Lite the Hyundai of beers, I did some research and ultimately got the table for 2006 best-selling beers in the US. I give to you the definitive...
View ArticleBy: itchylick
Also, how long before some drunk frat guy shows up with his potato gun ... "You call that a beer launcher?" ...
View ArticleBy: Muddler
I love the fact that he posted his resume as one of the only 3 pages with content. The other two being his beer catapult and a picture of him holding a big fish. Who could possibly resist extending him...
View ArticleBy: sswiller
its easy to be sedentary once you've been cracked in the skull by one of those cans.
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